Fable For School People

 

Once upon a time, the animals decided they must do something heroic to meet the problems of "a new world". So they organised a school.

 

They adopted an activity curriculum consisting of running, climbing, swimming, and flying. To make it easier to administer the curriculum, all the animals took all the subjects.

 

The duck was excellent in swimming, in fact better than his instructors; but he made only passing grades in flying and was very poor in running. Since he was slow in running, he had to stay after school and also drop swimming in order to practice running. This was kept up until his web feet were badly worn and he was only average in swimming. But average was acceptable in school, so nobody worried about that except the duck.

 

The rabbit started at the top of the class in running, but had a nervous breakdown because of so much makeup work in swimming.

 

The squirrel was excellent in climbing until he developed frustration in the flying class, where his teacher made him start from the ground up instead of from the treetop down. He also developed "Charley Horse" from over exertion and got a "C" in climbing and a "D" in running.

 

The eagle was a problem child and was disciplined severely. In the climbing class he beat all the others to the top of the tree, but insisted on using his own way to get there.

 

At the end of the year an abnormal eel that could swim exceedingly well, and also run, climb and fly a little had the higher average and was valedictorian.

 

The prairie dogs stayed out of school and fought the tax levy because the administration would not add digging and burrowing to the curriculum. They apprenticed their children to the badger and later joined the groundhogs and the gophers to start a successful private school.

 

By G.H. Reavis,

Assistant Superintendent

Cincinnati Public School

Sometime the 1980's